Book Review: Emma and the Vampires by Wayne Josephson & Jane Austen

Emma and the Vampires by Wayne Josephson and Jane Austen. © 2010 Sourcebooks Landmark. ISBN 9781402241345. Trade Paperback. Historical Fiction / Paranormal. 304 pages. $14.99 US. Source: review copy

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Synopsis
In this hilarious retelling of Jane Austen’s Emma, screenwriter Wayne Josephson casts Mr. Knightley as one of the most handsome and noble of the gentlemen village vampires. Blithely unaware of their presence, Emma, who imagines she has a special gift for matchmaking, attempts to arrange the affairs of her social circle with delightfully disastrous results. But when her dear friend Harriet Smith declares her love for Mr. Knightley, Emma realizes she’s the one who wants to stay up all night with him. Fortunately, Mr. Knightley has been hiding a secret deep within his unbeating heart-his (literal) undying love for her…

Review
Josephson states that he came up with the idea smashing together Emma and vampires in order to make Jane’s novel ”accessible to modern readers, especially young adults”. And perhaps he does, but I’m not impressed. We have our beloved Knightley, our gorgeous Highbury, a heroine only Austen herself could love and it follows remarkably close to the original storyline (I applaud him for that) … but it’s told in modern nomenclature which reads incredibly dumbed down.

Is Emma really that difficult for today’s young adults to comprehend … really? I could understand it with Shakespeare (and The Scarlet Letter which Josephson has also retold and published), but I just don’t buy it with Austen. Sorry. Also, it’s a bit insulting to insinuate that all teens need vampires in a book in order to read it. Maybe that wasn’t the motives behind the book, but it smacks of Twilight, True Blood and Vampire Diaries influence to me.

Emma and the Vampires is an okay read—quick and doesn’t require a lot of brainpower and slightly humorous—but I just don’t see what is so inaccessible about the original Emma. In fact, if I were to recommend any of Jane’s books to young adults, Emma (along with Northanger Abbey) would be among the first. They are the most teen-friendly, in my opinion.

Oh, and also our Mr. Knightley, besides the not sleeping and not eating bit, is really not much of a vampire at all. *sadface*

Bottom line: I would have had more respect for Emma and the Vampires if it were more like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. At least PPZ kept most of Jane’s original work and certainly continued with the dearly loved syntax and style when change was called for. Throughout Emma and the Vampires, I kept pondering, like others, “why am I reading this when I could be reading the actual Emma?”

Rating: 2 out of 5—it’s decent but just wasn’t my cup of tea.

Note:
This counts as my book #1 in the
Jane Austen is my Homegirl
Reading Challenge

Teresa

Teresa (nom de plume: Torrance Sené) is a self-proclaimed geek, a Janeite, a lover of werewolves and bad-ass angels, an aspiring novelist and an avid book reader who freelances as a web designer. You can follow her on Twitter at @eireannoir.

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  • http://pettywitter.blogspot.com Petty Witter

    Hello and many thanks for visiting me over atPen and Paper – I really appreciate it. Hmm, perhaps not a book for me as I hated Pride And Prejudice And Zombies. Still never say never, who knows I may one day feel inspired.

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  • http://www.twitter.com/eireannoir/ Teresa

    @Petty – You’re welcome :) I’ve followed you over there, so I shall be visiting much more. I don’t know, you may enjoy this. Like I said, it follows Emma really closely plotwise. However, since it is told in modern syntax, I feel the spirit of Austen was left out. It’s not just her characters I love, it’s how they are written and the style of her writing. A retold story leaves that out.

    I definitely don’t want to discourage you from reading it. This review is only my opinion. I know I’ve loved books that others haven’t liked, so don’t let my thoughts deter you.

    On the subject of PPZ. I didn’t love the first, but the prequel (Dawn of the Dreadfuls) got a near 5 rating from me. I loved it, but that’s probably because instead of taking an Austen novel and pasting zombies into it (like PPZ), Dawn of the Dreadfuls took Austen characters and put them into a brand new novel.

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